The Ugly Truth - TV Show Scene

And we're back with The Ugly Truth,
where we're gonna be talking about...

  
...what it is men and women
really want in relationships.

  
I've been looking through some books.
Smart Women, Foolish Choices.

  
Men Who Love Women
Who Hate Them.

  
And Women Hating Men Who
Loved Women Who Hate Loving Men.

  
Billions and billions wasted
on psychobabble bullshit.

  
Now, listen up, ladies, because
I'm only gonna say this once...

  
...and it is just three little words:

  
Men are simple.

  
We cannot be trained.

  
All this, "men are from Venus" crap
is a waste of your time and money.

  
You wanna be a lonely hag,
then that's fine...

  
...keep reading these stupid books.

  
But you want a relationship,
then here's how you get one:

  
It's called a Stairmaster.

  
Get on it, and get skinny...

  
...and get some trashy lingerie
while you're at it...

  
...because at the end of the day,
all we're interested in is looks.

  
And no one falls in love
with your personality at first sight.

  
We fall in love with your tits
and your ass...

  
...and we stick around because of
what you're willing to do with them.